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Puddlemere United Co-Captain Questioned (Ed. 101)
Oliver Wood, English Quidditch World Cup star and Puddlemere United Co-Captain was brought in for questioning earlier this week by the Magical Law Enforcement in connection to a series of threatening letters to Brevis Birch, rival Tutshill Tornado’s long time captain.
The letters started two weeks ago, exactly three weeks before the two were to meet for a very important match, one most likely to determine the Quidditch Cup winner. Threatening his life, as well as his cat, the anonymous author was at first thought to be an irate fan. A break in the case came when police found used newspapers with letters missing near Oliver Wood’s London flat. Wizard Weekly has discovered that the following letters were missing from the Daily Prophets January 30th edition: “Give Up Or You Will Never See Fluffy Alive Again!!! Buy Catfood, Milk, Bread, Butter, & Fabric Softener, But Not the Cheap Stuff.”
Oliver Wood was questioned once before in regards Quidditch violence, that time in connection with the many injuries sustained by his Hogwarts team, including a near death experience by Harry Potter, then seeker of the team, in his third year, when Gryffindor re-won the Cup. All charges were dismissed against Wood when he signed a three year deal with Puddlemere United reserve, the favored team of the lead Detective.

~Posted by Everett Scott


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